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Analog RetirementDebbie Gibson, Tiffany to battle in Syfy movie
Gibson will play a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores, sending them into the Everglades, where they grow to mega sizes. Tiffany will play an overzealous park ranger who uses dangerous methods to save endangered alligators.

'Party Down' gets the axe
When two cast members - including the main protagonist - are leaving the show, and the ratings are low, the chances of survival are slim. So it went when the critically acclaimed comedy "Party Down," having just finished its second season, was canceled by Starz on Wednesday.

Mel Gibson said what?
Think of the craziest, most racist thing you could tell your ex-girlfriend. Got it? I guarantee it's still not as bad as what Mel Gibson said to his ex Oksana Grigorieva. Oh, did I mention there's a tape? Because there's a tape. R.I.P. Mel Gibson's Career, 1976-2010.