Linktastic: Stuff that Sucks

Algeria player slaps female reporter
While walking through the interview zone, Saifi spotted writer Asma Halimi, who works for Algerian newspaper Competition, and struck her with his open hand in front of dozens of witnesses. Halimi responded by striking the player in the mouth. “I said nothing to him and he reached over and hit me,” Halimi said to Yahoo! Sports. “So I hit him back. I said nothing to him first.”

Consumerist Teethers
I am now disturbed to discover that the makers of heelarious, fake high heels for infant girls, are now selling teethers in the shape of a credit card with the name “Ima Spender.” Get it?

Texas GOP platform would make it a felony to perform same sex marriages
The Texas GOP platform is no joke scary. Not only would it make it a felony to perform same sex marriage (because "homosexuality tears at the fabric of society"), it would also ban oral and anal sex (because it tears at the...oh nevermind, too easy), and outlaw strip clubs and porn.